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It's Finals, and for some reason, I really don't care. That constant nagging in my brain that tells me to study had subsided since Class test 4. I've gone astray from my goals, and I really don't care! I've been on the computer everyday. Even If I wasn't believe me, I wouldn't be studying, Instead, I would be doing something I find much more interesting. Maybe, just maybe it's because I don't have enough interest in Sejarah. Right now, thats the only thing I'm studying anyway. I'm pretty sure when something else, some other subject I mean, comes my way, I'll probably engross myself in it. Such as maths and physics that's coming up very soon. And I get to skip on friday! Yay! And I get to finally see someone again, and hopefully get down with it again on Sunday, (Even more yay!) The only thing thats worrying me is me failing my Sejarah. I'll probably get that traditional scolding for the parents and I'll just tahan through the other sujects. But I don't wanna fail of course. I wanna crap myself to an A1 if possible really. I make good crap, really I do. I'm going to start cramming when I get to school tomorrow. The only real place I can keep my focus, and I'm also going to go and eat canteen food tomorrow, as disgusting as it maybe, I need the energy. Mr. Sara is really too much of a good guy to let down. You can almost see the disappointment in his eyes, it's really really nerve wrecking for some reason.

I'll give a longer post this friday, one that I intended to put up since last week, but never really got to it. =). It's about my neighborhood anyway.


Ian. - Taking the high road ( Yay! emo signing out phrase -_- )

Yes. Finals are so deathly near, you can smell the burnt anxiety flowing through the air of Sri Kdu. It's sooo tensed up, everyone is. Everyone is going like "WHAT AM I GOING TO DO!" and "I'M NOT READY" It's quite dramatic sometimes. But seriously folks, what AM I GOING TO DO.

Let me introduce you to Mr. Baggy.



He's been laying there for everyday of the week. The moment I hit my room, it falls straight to the ground, never to be touched again. Kind of sad really. Considering I KNOW NOTHING OF THE SYLLABLES THAT ARE FEATURED IN THE COMING EXAM. Panic? That's really not me. Fine It is. But yeah, for some reason I'm amazing calm today. And god, the pictures are taking forever to download.

If you were wondering. I type my blog, AND THEN, I upload the photos. Genius I know. =)

I haven't seriously posted in awhile. It was due to the intense laziness, and the reluctance to go and continue my story of the Run Away Ian. I'd rather let all your imaginations run wild, and then you can slowly ponder over what possible things could Ian have done while running away. Fine. For you people who DO want to know. Well.

There was this big Drama thing with my sister crying and then, my mother found me. Attempted to stop me, reluctant to go home, I attempted to run away again. Mum chased after me. Managed to lose her. Went to 1U, was found 2AM under the 1U Bridge. =)

There we go.

SOME things happened today in school that I feel entirely remorseful for. Such as the fact, that I got Len Wei Ken's handphone confiscated by that bloody strict ass-a-holic Discipline teacher. (Name shall be coveted, so that I don't somehow drown myself into a world of Defamation.) Her name. Is Ms.N. Almost similar to Ms.F is you read one of my previous posts. (You know the thing on blogspot that lets you link people back to old posts, If I could do that here, that'd be cool, too bad this is XANGA though. Sigh. But it's just 2 posts down anyway d: ) She's really retarded. I think I have something against Illiterate Chinese teachers that seem to talk in this really broken engrish. (no not english *insert smiley face of choice* ) Speaking to her is as if speaking to this Mongolian woman who only knows a couple of daily words such as, "Apple" or "Yak" or "Natalee Tan". She's fucking idiotic. Fine I know, It's your job to confiscate any handphones that you see being used without permission. But it's just freaking retarded if you have no reasoning skills. Even the holy Mr. Yow (Best Chem teacher in the world *Insert sarcasm of choice*) HAS REASON. Thats why, I have come to a conclusion, the best to get rid of her, is to like fill her drinking cups with thousands of maggots found in the school's Cafeteria (I'll try and explain later.) and put worms in her freaking sambal, so that she gets this toxic food poisoning, and is unable to even speak Chinese for the rest of her life because her thoracic cavity will be punctured because of the insanely acidic acid, causing hardly any air to enter her bloodstream, and killing her instantly. Fine, I'm just dreaming, and I don't really know what I'm talking about. It's very illogical, how do you puncture your thoracic with poison. Makes no sense whatsoever right? =D Anyways, all efforts up till now have failed to get back Wei Ken's phone. and I'm gonna take this chance, and say,

I'M SORRY WEI KEN.

I'll try my best to get your phone back. Seriously I will.

What about cafeteria food I hear your inquire?  Well. A day ago, MAGGOTS were found in the school's Zhap Fan as is Economical Rice, it was in the rice. Apparently, during the form 2's break, it had already happened once. But then, it still occurred in the Form 4 and 5's canteen break ( lunches actually. ) and it was like! WHAT THE FUCK! Rumor has it the auntie just like used her hands to remove the maggots from the rice. Let me ask you this? WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU FUCKING DO THAT. (Yes, profanity is a friend on my blog.) As in, which person in their sane mind would use TAINTED rice again, just for more money? Ya, like she hasn't earned enough. If I have my facts right. She has actually DOUBLED the prices off the food she's selling. And since when did the school allow the selling of junk food and Ice Cream! I was like.. WTF? ICE CREAM? It was never allowed in our school. And now their selling it? It's against the rules, and bad for my health, before of my very very weak self will. Anyways, the Maggot thing hasn't occurred only once in our serene little school, one time, ghia jun even found a worm in his sambal. I found a hair in mine once, but I just ignored it and thank god it wasn't a worm.
We all think that the fucking old canteen lady is trying to squeeze all the money out of Sri Kdu Students before she gets the boot next year. She raised to price of ALL the food.

Due to this phenomena, students of 4 Mozart have decided to boycott the canteen! As our first effort, we have ordered Mc DONALDS for LUNCH today! Credits to Ms. Chandini. I just had Mc. Donald's again. I'm gonna die. Fat. Come on people, join the relief effort and abolish the current canteen hosts! Useless mother and son business. (Yes I know many of you people didn't know that many scamming guy at the counter was the fat canteen lady's son. So useless, guess scamming runs in the family.) They overcharge food, thinking Sri Kdu Students can't count, we're just lazy to get into a hustle and let you pathetic idiots get that RM0.50 you bloody hell need so much. Sad sad souls.

In other news.

  
DENG DENG DENG~! OMG! What happened!

Yes. History repeated itself. Remember the story behind how Ian lost his Classical guitar by putting it up in the air while the ceiling fan was spinning, and it flew and broke into many pieces and Ian's computer got taken away? Yes. IT'S A REPEAT. WITH MY BIRTHDAY GUITAR T__T. So sad laa!! I was sleepy and lazy, and then, I stood up to stretch, bam, before you knew it. Attack of the flying guitars. Part 2



Insane I tell you. It flew to my computer table, it's head hit my table, and bam, there you have it, A HOLE IN MY TABLE! WHAT THE HELL? But the damage in the end was surprisingly different, you can hardly notice the cut if you look from afar, and I guess I can just live with it. Hopefully my parents never ever find out though. If they do. Bye bye Mer. AGAIN.

I'm getting worried for my exams, and like. Time is passing so quickly, I have hardly any time to stop and smell the roses, due to the pile loads of books covering them. Sad. eh?





Ian

Disclaimer : Readers please be aware that this post is solely My opinion and comments, and do not include those of people who I have stated in the text. If you think I'm referring to someone you know, you're just delusional because I'm not, I'm actually referring to people who exist in far away south Africa, which has nothing to do with Sri Kdu Malaysia. The Sri Kdu I'm talking about is Sri Kdu South Africa which might coincidentally contain people who's names are similar to that of Sri Kdu Malaysia. Profanity used, digression advised. If you would not like to read my blog, (THIS BLOG IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY.) Please redirect yourself to here and go look for other blogs, because if you'd wish to continue, bare in mind of this disclaimer. This blog is a figment of your imagination.


I haven't really been blogging actively lately, mostly due to the immense fatigue I face everyday from school and activities, and the lowered consumption of carbohydrates in my daily diet. But anyways, things haven't been really happening lately for me either. Up from the point Nariza didn't invite me for her birthday, I was very disappointed. Well, some of you may say, "Oh ian, but she hardly knows you" But then, she hardly knows Nat, Gui Fen or Ch'n Wen, and yet, she invited them, and furthermore, I was even in freaking High School Musical. But aww well, as I said in a few post prior I'm used to this. So I shall say my peace and just move on. Anyways, while we're on the topic of High School Musical, I had found out something rather sneaky about Ms F today. That Bloody Bitch Scammed out money.

Let me begin from the start. As quite a number of your people know, that Sri Kdu students had participated in this year's My School Rocks, high school musical contest. And well, Ms. F, as the idiotically brilliant teacher that she is had hired Toro, one of the better hip-hop teachers nowadays. He's very professional in the sense that he had danced for performers like JJ Lin and Jolin Tsai, etc etc. He was in charge of teaching us the dance moves we were going to use for the competition itself. Anyways, we initially didn't have to pay for anything, not at all, other than the clothes and costumes we were gonna wear. So Ms. F walks in to the classrooms at some point ( Team A and Team B were separated.) And she goes to team one "You guy will have to pay for the instructor, 1 hr 5 ringgit, but rm50 in total " And we all disagreed, saying on how we were actually not wanting to pay the money and our reluctance. So we asked "But why, I thought initially we weren't supposed to even pay anything!" And then she goes "Dance club complained! because they have the same teacher, and their paying RM5 an hour, and Team B already agreed." We were dumbfounded for a moment. So do you think what she said was valid? We checked you know, dance club didn't say a single word about us paying and Team B hadn't even agreed on it yet. She went on ahead and told team B Team A agreed to. I was like.. what the fuck? A total scammer. Well, anyways, that put aside, we'd agree to pay rm50 each anyway, even though we were representing the school, and all the fame and glory will be on the school's accord. We let it rest for awhile.

So I just found out today. That Toro was supposed to actually get paid rm 2000+ as the High school musical Fees, but he called one of the students from the dance club today, and told her that, he had only recieved rm 1600. I mean like what the fuck! Toro gave us so much time and patience, he deserved rm 2000+, Ms. F even agreed prior to the teaching, at the rate of rm100 an hour. He taught us for even more than 20 hours, which I think is fair if he received rm 2000+ And that's not all folks. The school was supposed to subsidize half of the expenses. So lets see. If there are 32 people in total, and each paid rm 50, that leaves us with a total of rm 1600, which is what Toro got. And where did half of the subsidy go? Hm? Who knows? We should atleast be getting rm 25 back right? Who do you think ate our money. None other than that mother fucking cibai pukimak teacher. Fuck her la. I hope this all gets leaked out, and the whole world will know how much of a useless bitch she is. You know, on merdeka carnival itself, I had to give the domino pizza idea, and I had to even source for a good deal, which I got in the end, she just rudely asked me to pass her the numbers and stuff, and she didn't even thank me for the fucking deal! it wasn't easy, to get the deal ya know. She's a tard.

Anyways, Ignoring that Useless piece of a teacher for awhile.

Lately, I've been tagged by nat, to do a certian blog post about my past, well, I didn't have all the time in the world to look around my house for pictures of my past. But of course, I did make an effort. I had searched through uber amounts of pictures, and tried taking pictures of them, cause I was so lazy and reluctant to go scan each and everyone. So I shall not be doing the tag =) Luckily for Nawwar. THANK ME BITCH >:/


This is my life, around the age of 7++ and after that of course, mostly after that is all pictures of my current outlook.

Thats quite alot okay! I was looking through some of the pics, and I remembered the time when I had a trip to Disney land and then I realized how pedophillic Mickey mouse looked! It's like, oh my god?


Can't you see the sexual craving of that deprived mouse. It's kinda scary. This is the only picture I uploaded out of the hundreds. Thats me and my sis, at age 7. There was a really embarrassing moment that happened while I was there. Something that involves the colon and it's increased speed in transferring the indigestible stuff down to my... ANYWAY.

I say he's pedophillic really, because my parents just came back from South Africa, and I had seen alot of pictures of animals, they all looked horny and deprived. You really don't know what you can see in the wild, don't you. Let me show you a little some-some.


I call this The Nat Zebras.

Heh. Who knew zebras had sex like that? Now imagine it with a giraffe. HOW? HOW CAN THEY POSSIBLY...  Anyway, another unexpected animal my parents caught making love. Was.. this is unbelievable.


PENGUINS

EVEN PENGUINS have sex! but atleast they don't expose themselves as much as those Zebras do, its rather hilarious when you think about it, isn't it. And yes, there are alotta penguins in South Africa, and to those people who think South Africa is an immensely hot and food deprived country. Think again. It's cold. THERE ARE EVEN WHALES. And to think I was supposed to go there. Sheesh. Cheapo parents.

Well fine, they aren't THAT cheapo, there agreed to let me go for the EXPENSIVE Kota Kinabalu trip, RM1150, 3D 2N, which I find unreasonable, even though we MIGHT be staying at Shangri-La. And they did buy me a RM400 Timberland Shoes, which I think look great, and they actually fit me! Yes I have humongous feet I know Genna, don't have to rub it in. =) And they did buy me Spike. Who's spike? I hear you ask.



Spike

Say hi to spike the giraffe. Spike think he's a dog, and look at it, it costs RM 25, I wouldn't buy it personally. BUT IT'S SO CUTE! =) I brought him to school today to show him the lousy Malaysian Examination System, and Useless teachers like Mr. Hafiz, Spike really made my day! :D

Apparently, Me and Nat circumsized it today lol. I hear you asking, how, and why? well, It's basically had this thread poking outta it's groin, Nat held it's poor little legs open and I snipped it off, and there you go, an Islamic Giraffe. I even gave it an Islamic name! Spike bin Jungolo.

Why Jungolo?

Because.



=D



Ian. Thats all folks.

Personally, I doubt that anyone actually cares, this is because majority of the community today hardly even cares about what is going on in politics, some of you may disagree, but it is bluntly true. But what does a political figure need? Vigilance of course! Honesty! LEADERSHIP! Ya. Right. Who am i kidding, those cliche phrases have come up so much in our society today that they hardly even exist anymore.

The question is raised now and here, what are the most important qualities of a political figure? In my opinion, amongst millions of politicians and political addicts out there, what is really needed in a political figure, if whether or not, he understand what the people want. What else? other than, the greenish paper we call money! A political figure that can promise good funding is everyone likes. Because face it, everyone is worried about themselves, not how a country is bloody doing in politics. And money is the most important thing nowadays, it makes or breaks person.


Ian

   

I just answered this Featured Question, you can answer it too!

7 things to be done before my death..
1. Learn how to pay pop Piano (but of course, basic piano 1st.)
2. Learn how have a full grasp of my voice and how I sing.
3. Put a slice of Pizza down Nat's pants.
4. I wanna peek inside the Kaabah, or whatever you call that gigantic stone thing =D
5. Completely and Utterly rape Aaron Ong, just for fun.
6. Find someone that loves me totally, and is totally committed.
7. Get a good job, a good home, and something that can keep me financially well.

7 things i will not do even if it kills me..
1. Suicide
2. Insulting political parties, just incase I get into deep trouble.
3. Stand naked in the middle of public.
4. SMOKE.
5. Weed.
6. Beat a person to death.
7. Hold a grudge for too long.

7 things i do when i am away from the public..
1. Sing SING SING.
2. I stretch and do bridges and weird stuff with my body.
3. Sleep.
4. Fantasize.
5. Masturbate (No point really deflecting the fact.)
6. Sit around the room naked (Wearing a towel)
7. Play with my hair =D

7 favourite sentences/quotes..
1. GENNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
2. Burn In Hell
3. ASSHOLE!
4. I love you :D
5. Nat, can I rape you.
6. Aiyoh!
7. Take the first step of faith, you don't have to see the entire staircase, just take the first step - Martin Luther King

7 favourite songs of all time..
1. I don't wanna be - Gavin DeGraw
2. Wang Lee Hom - Kiss Goodbye
3. Chariot - Gavin DeGraw
4. Undiscovered - James Morrison
5. Signal Fire- Snow Patrol
6. I am COW :D - Arrogant Worms.
7. You raise me up - Josh Groban


7 things I'll make you wish you didn't do if you did..
1. Rub me the wrong way.
2. Become some idiot like shum.
3. Not listen to me when I give clear commands.
4. Underestimate me.
5. Insult my singing.
6. Stole someone from me.
7. Stole my heart and just left it to rot.


7 People to tag -

Genna Gan
Lauren Sien
Natalee Tan
Aaron Ong
Tricia Liew
Sabrina Low
Che Lyn Li.


SEJARAH!! 11:30 and I don't know anything!.


RUN!!

Ian